March 2012
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watch the fuck out you guys i am reliving my punk phase
February 2012
51 posts
teenage-cream:
it’s funny everyone thinks i am stuck up when really i’m such a low maintenance person and all i do is think about looking good and wishing i had more money and art direction and getting fingerblasted
i need a guardian angel, but instead of helping me with different situations all she would need to say is “DON’T HOOK UP WITH YOUR EX.”
i just remembered how hot ewan mcgregor is
thank you st. ewan for teaching me about enormous dongs
ccosmonautt:
I SAID OOH GIRL
PLEASE STOP THE BASEBALL TEAM FROM RUINING MY LIFE
BABY GIRL
I’M GONNA HIT THEM IN THE FACE WITH AN ELECTRIC EEL
GONNA KILL MYSELF NOW
ELECTRIC FEEL NOW
MORE COUNTRY MUSIC NOW
RUNNING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC NOW
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brittany and laif convinced me to go on this weirdo diet. at first i was like no way girl but then i realized i can still eat pickles and chicken strips so i was like aight.
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everyone on this planet can go fuck themselves i am watching strictly ballroom and i hate you all
funkpunkandroll:
R. Kelly - Real Talk
...
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oh man i need a pedicure and i don’t mean that in like an “omg it’s been 5 days since my last one way” i mean my feet look like dead person feet and they smell like it too oh god what is my life coming to i really need to buy some nurse shoes and accept my fate as a non-fashionable old lady
I FUCKING LOVE ASPARAGUS
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
“I penetrate the sex of
the whole earth, her heat
chars me and my entire body...”
– excerpt from Frida Kahlo’s Diary (via stellablu)
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I JUST CAUGHT MY DAD ARRANGING FLOWERS AND A CARD BY MY MOM’S COMPUTER FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY TODAY
omg
last.fm still thinks i only listen to electro because of a phase i went through in 2008
