December 2011
109 posts
oh my god y’all i am posting this from my new laptop omg
dear groupon thank you for allowing me to be able to afford a real haircut
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Whenever a woman says, "I hate girls; they're...
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wow louis ck emailed me, i mean he emailed like 50,000 people but the typos make it seem intimate
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BITCH BANGS: (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ (○’ω’○) [´・ω・`] ヾ(｡･ω･｡)... →
christopher-walken:
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ (○’ω’○) [´・ω・`] ヾ(｡･ω･｡) (´-ω-｀) (*･ω･) (*-ω-) ┗(･ω･;)┛ ｛・ω-*} (* >ω゜）～～～～ ＞°）m～～～∈ ～＞°）mニニニニ＝～ (∩ё∩) ～>`)～～～ ]＾：山 ༼´◓ɷ◔`༽ (=^･ｪ･^=) (=^‥^=) ( =①ω①=) (=^･^=) o(^・x・^)o d(=^･ω･^=)b V(=^･ω･^=)v (=ＴェＴ=) (=;ェ;=) (=｀ω´=) ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿 (=^･ω･^)y＝ ＼(=^‥^)/’` (^-人-^) ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^・ω・^ ) (=^-ω-^=)…
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someday i am going to clean my ears while getting my back scratched and then die of ultimate pleasure
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mom: how was karaoke?
me: it was cray. there were these-
mom: did you sing?
me: HELL no.
mom: chicken
dad: baaaawk bawk bawk bawk
derpes:
what if rick perry’s entire campaign is just a joke and once elected he’ll break out a rad skateboard and grind the top of the white house while throwing out bags of weed to his fellow americans with best coast playing in the distance on a boombox
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