December 2009
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i wanna go on a date.
rimshot
me: it's chilly in here.
mom: no, we're in the united states.
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i am fucking ANGRY this time.
i wish i had taken a picture of the scrumptious dinner i just made. i’m a wizard in the kitchen.
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I JUST REALIZED I LEFT ALL MY FUCKING EMBROIDERY THREAD AT SCHOOL SO NOW I CAN’T MAKE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS TILL THE END OF JANUARY WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO NOW?
story of mah lyfe
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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
– Robert A. Heinlein (via kari-shma)
gotta remember this.
No one is available to chat.
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if you just call me right now i'll feel all...
five out of eight pages!
i think i’m gonna settle for six and three quarters.
I may be the greatest procrastinator in the...
(via ycontrol)
dear brain,
thank you for trying to protect me, but i really really really really do not need you to produce these chemicals right now.
everything is going to be OKAY.
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