February 2012
47 posts
can i just say i have this strong feeling i wouldn’t keep having to go to work sick for so long if they would just LET ME STAY HOME AND GET BETTER INSTEAD OF CONTINUING TO GO TO WORK SICK.
Feb 25th
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ccosmonautt: I SAID OOH GIRL PLEASE STOP THE BASEBALL TEAM FROM RUINING MY LIFE BABY GIRL I’M GONNA HIT THEM IN THE FACE WITH AN ELECTRIC EEL GONNA KILL MYSELF NOW ELECTRIC FEEL NOW MORE COUNTRY MUSIC NOW RUNNING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC NOW
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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brittany and laif convinced me to go on this weirdo diet. at first i was like no way girl but then i realized i can still eat pickles and chicken strips so i was like aight.
Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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everyone on this planet can go fuck themselves i am watching strictly ballroom and i hate you all
Feb 20th
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Listenfunkpunkandroll: R. Kelly - Real Talk ...
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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that part near the end of fly away when lenny just goes YEEAAAH! so good
Feb 16th
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oh man i need a pedicure and i don’t mean that in like an “omg it’s been 5 days since my last one way” i mean my feet look like dead person feet and they smell like it too oh god what is my life coming to i really need to buy some nurse shoes and accept my fate as a non-fashionable old lady
Feb 16th
I FUCKING LOVE ASPARAGUS
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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I'm at a coffee shop, sitting next to a water...
thepinesaredancing: I’m so bothered and I don’t even understand why.  hangover
Feb 14th
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weaveittome: that awkward moment when you aren’t sure if you’re single or not on valentines day. 2 years in a row wtf
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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“I penetrate the sex of the whole earth, her heat chars me and my entire body...”
– excerpt from Frida Kahlo’s Diary  (via stellablu)
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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SMARTPHONES ARE WEIRD i was never supposed to be able to live out my maximum creepiness…………………………………………but the power of technology has allowed it to happen
Feb 11th
i love stalking ex-friends on facebook because it goes YOU AND ________ AREN’T FRIENDS and then i remember why.
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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I JUST CAUGHT MY DAD ARRANGING FLOWERS AND A CARD BY MY MOM’S COMPUTER FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY TODAY omg
Feb 8th
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not that i really give a fuck but since when was m.i.a. “apathetic” about anything?
Feb 6th
So I think Sierra and my sister and Dawn and I had...
garage-mahal: partypenguin: But that’s just my thoughts. Hopefully she doesn’t think I’m a weirdo. Made that line so much for tolerable hahah. Dear god yes.
Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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last.fm still thinks i only listen to electro because of a phase i went through in 2008
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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I JUST REALIZED I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THE DEPARTMENT MANAGER WHO I THOUGHT WAS CUTE UNTIL ABOUT 40 SECONDS AGO WHEN I REALIZED I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH HIM
Feb 2nd
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“I’m not ashamed to ‘dress like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to...”
– Iggy Pop (via moonbrains)
Feb 1st
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January 2012
103 posts
just realized i recognized richard jenkins in the rum diary from… stepbrothers
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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