February 2012
47 posts
can i just say i have this strong feeling i wouldn’t keep having to go to work sick for so long if they would just LET ME STAY HOME AND GET BETTER INSTEAD OF CONTINUING TO GO TO WORK SICK.
ccosmonautt:
I SAID OOH GIRL
PLEASE STOP THE BASEBALL TEAM FROM RUINING MY LIFE
BABY GIRL
I’M GONNA HIT THEM IN THE FACE WITH AN ELECTRIC EEL
GONNA KILL MYSELF NOW
ELECTRIC FEEL NOW
MORE COUNTRY MUSIC NOW
RUNNING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC NOW
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brittany and laif convinced me to go on this weirdo diet. at first i was like no way girl but then i realized i can still eat pickles and chicken strips so i was like aight.
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everyone on this planet can go fuck themselves i am watching strictly ballroom and i hate you all
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that part near the end of fly away when lenny just goes YEEAAAH!
so good
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oh man i need a pedicure and i don’t mean that in like an “omg it’s been 5 days since my last one way” i mean my feet look like dead person feet and they smell like it too oh god what is my life coming to i really need to buy some nurse shoes and accept my fate as a non-fashionable old lady
I FUCKING LOVE ASPARAGUS
I'm at a coffee shop, sitting next to a water...
thepinesaredancing:
I’m so bothered and I don’t even understand why.
hangover
weaveittome:
that awkward moment when you aren’t sure if you’re single or not on valentines day.
2 years in a row wtf
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
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france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
I penetrate the sex of
the whole earth, her heat
chars me and my entire body...
– excerpt from Frida Kahlo’s Diary (via stellablu)
SMARTPHONES ARE WEIRD
i was never supposed to be able to live out my maximum creepiness…………………………………………but the power of technology has allowed it to happen
i love stalking ex-friends on facebook because it goes YOU AND ________ AREN’T FRIENDS and then i remember why.
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I JUST CAUGHT MY DAD ARRANGING FLOWERS AND A CARD BY MY MOM’S COMPUTER FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY TODAY
omg
not that i really give a fuck but since when was m.i.a. “apathetic” about anything?
So I think Sierra and my sister and Dawn and I had...
garage-mahal:
partypenguin:
But that’s just my thoughts.
Hopefully she doesn’t think I’m a weirdo.
Made that line so much for tolerable hahah.
Dear god yes.
last.fm still thinks i only listen to electro because of a phase i went through in 2008
I JUST REALIZED I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THE DEPARTMENT MANAGER WHO I THOUGHT WAS CUTE UNTIL ABOUT 40 SECONDS AGO WHEN I REALIZED I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH HIM
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I’m not ashamed to ‘dress like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to...
– Iggy Pop (via moonbrains)
January 2012
103 posts
just realized i recognized richard jenkins in the rum diary from… stepbrothers